Sandi's Grossities...

Yes, some things really gross me out. Not an easy gig because I don't scare that easily. Have a laugh at me..or with me.

In no particular order...

1. Athletes foot. This is just gross. I want to vomit when I see someone doing the crazy itch dance with their flesh eaten toes..fungus..ick

2. Being the victim of a 'hotbox' , dead winter, no ventilation...For those who don't know; Hotbox = really stinky fart in a vehicle while the heats on and you can't open a window. It's death by ass vapour. Ewwww.

3 The Madagascar hissing cockroach, Mother Fucker! That is an insect to be feared!
I have only seen them in a museum.. behind glass and for that I am grateful. I'd lose my mind!

4. A Hairy Ass. I don't care who you are. A hairy ass is gross! Man, woman.. doesn't matter. Picture it; hot babe , big boobies, big lips, hot legs, hairy ass... WHOA!
Deal breaker! Hairy ass. Your ONLY chance is if she fell in love with you before the hair came. Women are blind in love.

5. A child who is sneezing and coughing all over you. Ok, this SUCKS! You want to freak.. you NEED to freak.. but you can't because poor baby is sick.

6. Raisans. Those who love em.. I don't get it. It's rotting, firmenting fruit.. whats the big deal??? I can't believe some people like them in cookies

7. Beaches that close due to high ecoli levels.. from feces. Wow! Have we fucked up our planet that much?

8. Outhouses. Never gonna happen for me. This image is burned in my head. Going to the washroom in a public outhouse at some big event.. a concert, whatever..it's getting full.. but you have to go...and you sit..and the backsplash of thousands of peoples combined feces land on your ass . I'm convulsing

Last but not least.. the grossest thing EVER!

My male dog fellating himself...I can't begin to explain the revulsion. I want him fixed. I gave S the speech.."be a responsible pet owner..spray/neuter your dog!; He replies "slow down there Bob Barker! you aren't cutting off his nuts.. what did he ever do to you? I have to hear this song and dance regularily.. and in the end, the damn dog gets to keeo his nuts..and gross me out for another day

This resonates with me...

I was reading an article tonight discussing the increase in child/adolescent violence
and a comment really stood out. This is a dose of reality for every parent out there...

"I think the violence is a direct result of the creation of "a generation of kids with entitlement issues, due to parents mollycoddling their children in the hopes that they wouldn't flip out" Kids are told that there are no winners or loosers, everyone gets a trophy and when the kids get older they find out the hard way, that the real world is not like the special olympics. not everyone can or should be a winner and they need to earn things. they dont know how to handle it and go "grape nutz". I was tortured in school. picked on by parents and teachers alike all because i was shy. I had access to more guns, chemicles and other weapons than you want to know. but what got me through it was the fact that my parents told me i need to stand up for myself and do what i need to do. and they helped me develope self confidence based on actual achievements vs. the illusion of "fairness"

WOW. Amen!

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