In Anticipation..
There are absolutes
Death
Taxes
Debt
Nagging wives
Sick Children
Dead Pets
Broken Cars
Husbands who get drunk at Christmas parties and come home thinking they are Romeo
Which one will occur tonight?
Death
Taxes
Debt
Nagging wives
Sick Children
Dead Pets
Broken Cars
Husbands who get drunk at Christmas parties and come home thinking they are Romeo
Which one will occur tonight?
posted by Sandi at 6:42 AM
2 Comments:
Hopefully none of...
Death
Debt
Broken Cars
Most likely some of...
Nagging wives
Possibly a little of...
Sick Children
And definitely...
Husbands who get drunk at Christmas parties and come home thinking they are Romeo
Unless you get loaded up fast and furious, but then that leads to the other absolutes...
Sulking husbands
or
Crazy expensive cab rides
Don't you love the holiday season?
I'm going to say none of these.
What I will say is Husband getting drunk at party, parking crooked in the driveway, making a ton of noise coming into the house and throwing up a good portion of the night.
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