It's Tuesday Confession!
Before I begin, let me briefly address the delicate issue of self censor. Fuck it. I'm not doing it anymore
Alright, lets move on.
In honor of my proclaimation, I think I'll be extra salacious today
1. I run on a treadmill everyday. 50 minutes. 50 minutes is a long time to stare at a wall while
your legs are pumping and your heart is racing. Whats a girl to do? I close my eyes when I run
and I think about sex. ALOT.
2. I have a friend at work. While a bit annoying at times with her constant trite chatter, we get along fine. Enjoy lunch at the local deli on occasion; play volleyball together... Its all good, except this one part. She has horrible body odor. No, like really. It's not the sweaty armpit kind either.
It's umm - leans to whisper- genital odor. Tell me please, how the hell do you tell someone that?
Some days its so bad I make excuses not to go to lunch. If I happen to be eating my lunch and a wind blows the wrong way, well, I'll just yak all over my suit. Not cool.
Happy Tuesday!
Please take a moment to Remember today. It matters
Serious post coming later. Stay tuned and bring the kleenex
Alright, lets move on.
In honor of my proclaimation, I think I'll be extra salacious today
1. I run on a treadmill everyday. 50 minutes. 50 minutes is a long time to stare at a wall while
your legs are pumping and your heart is racing. Whats a girl to do? I close my eyes when I run
and I think about sex. ALOT.
2. I have a friend at work. While a bit annoying at times with her constant trite chatter, we get along fine. Enjoy lunch at the local deli on occasion; play volleyball together... Its all good, except this one part. She has horrible body odor. No, like really. It's not the sweaty armpit kind either.
It's umm - leans to whisper- genital odor. Tell me please, how the hell do you tell someone that?
Some days its so bad I make excuses not to go to lunch. If I happen to be eating my lunch and a wind blows the wrong way, well, I'll just yak all over my suit. Not cool.
Happy Tuesday!
Please take a moment to Remember today. It matters
Serious post coming later. Stay tuned and bring the kleenex
posted by Sandi at 1:15 PM
5 Comments:
Very glad to see you are sticking to your proclamation of Confession Tuesdays.
...and in the spirit of our last conversation I am telling you about it.
To your confessions:
1. At first blush I thought to suggest pointing your treadmill at a window or even the television but realized that if you are pointing it at a wall and thinking about sex while you run ...
Well to quote a US Senator/Actor from one of my favourite movies, "The average Ruskie, son, doesn't take a dump without a plan"
... and Sandi, you aren't the "average Ruskie"
2. Her name wouldn't be Michelle would it? I knew a girl briefly in college...
ok... 1. you confess this after inviting me to come workout with you... should i be afraid or flattered? *L*
Becka
Think of it as a threesome.
You, me and treadmill. It's kinda hot actually ;)
I miss you girl. Lets have a date
Craig, If my original proclaimation wasn't kinky enough, the treadmill faces a wall on which I have stuck pictures with stick men in various positions on it. What would Freud say?
BTW, Nice to see you among us.
-winks-
Tell me when you've got the free time chica. I am free this week (tues/thurs after 1130)
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