Oh Wait.. and a little not-so-funny funny story
The crazy psycho neighbor...he bought himself a new dog
and called it Sandi
Coincidence? You tell me
I'm outside taking my trash out yesterday and he's out there, naked from the waist up in all his glory screaming, Sandiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Sannnnnnnndiiiiiiii, Come here girl. Come on you little bitch.
Then he looks at me and smirks
If he wasn't such a crazy asshole.. I'd consider it Halarious. Secretly I do find it quite funny and I had to shut my door before laughing.
and called it Sandi
Coincidence? You tell me
I'm outside taking my trash out yesterday and he's out there, naked from the waist up in all his glory screaming, Sandiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Sannnnnnnndiiiiiiii, Come here girl. Come on you little bitch.
Then he looks at me and smirks
If he wasn't such a crazy asshole.. I'd consider it Halarious. Secretly I do find it quite funny and I had to shut my door before laughing.

3 Comments:
You know what's flattering? He's spending so much of his free time thinking about you.
He's probably doing dirty things to himself and his bitch while screaming SAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIII!
oh phil, that's just adds to the so fucked up weirdness -twitches-
Weird is what I do best. Besides, you know he's been thinking about her enough to name his dog after her.
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