Two smiles ordered up...
I was talking with a dear girlfriend last night, just venting about my chaos..she laughs and says " You need to get laid" I told her I had too much on my mind to even think about that. She tells
me she has the perfect solution .. breathing excercises
huh?
Oh yeah she explains, these deep breathing excercises will essentially relieve total body stress . After 5 minutes of listening to her detail face yoga, breathing from your ass (??????) understanding your Chakra's etc I just had to burst out laughing. Honey, I said. When I need to relieve stress, I beat the shit out of a boxing bag. Besides, I was only really calling to see if you
had a recipe for pot brownies. After one of those, me and my Chakras will be just dandy.
- I was Joking. I have no more bad habits, unfortunately-
I love her
Today was the annual Fighfighters Santa Claus parade. We go every year but this year we all decided to take part and walk in the parade. Dressed in silly hats and costumes, we slung our candy bags and walked the parade route collecting money and toys and eating more candy than we gave out. Went out for pizza with all the guys after and came home to a wonderful two hour nap. I wished J had been with us. It was a great day but I felt incomplete without my mermaid.
Why does food taste so much better after you quit smoking? I've amped up my fitness routine to compensate for my current weakness for every single kind of food I shove in my mouth.
Everything I eat is orgasmic. Pizza and chocolate and popcorn and icecream and and and and.
me she has the perfect solution .. breathing excercises
huh?
Oh yeah she explains, these deep breathing excercises will essentially relieve total body stress . After 5 minutes of listening to her detail face yoga, breathing from your ass (??????) understanding your Chakra's etc I just had to burst out laughing. Honey, I said. When I need to relieve stress, I beat the shit out of a boxing bag. Besides, I was only really calling to see if you
had a recipe for pot brownies. After one of those, me and my Chakras will be just dandy.
- I was Joking. I have no more bad habits, unfortunately-
I love her
Today was the annual Fighfighters Santa Claus parade. We go every year but this year we all decided to take part and walk in the parade. Dressed in silly hats and costumes, we slung our candy bags and walked the parade route collecting money and toys and eating more candy than we gave out. Went out for pizza with all the guys after and came home to a wonderful two hour nap. I wished J had been with us. It was a great day but I felt incomplete without my mermaid.
Why does food taste so much better after you quit smoking? I've amped up my fitness routine to compensate for my current weakness for every single kind of food I shove in my mouth.
Everything I eat is orgasmic. Pizza and chocolate and popcorn and icecream and and and and.
posted by Sandi at 6:30 PM
5 Comments:
Good job on the smoking. I noticed that food was way better the first month or so after I quit smoking.
The way things are lately, I'll share a pan of those brownies with you.
Whats going on?? Everything ok?
Its been a rough ride around our home lately, but we're slowly emerging out.
Yeah, things are ok for now.
I'll email you, we should have a chat and get caught up.
Absolutely. I miss you
I emailed ya...answer me ya nerd.
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